Jokes related to the Sydney test


Definition of “Bucknored”

Bucknor: (n) (adj.): Temporary blindness leading to
missing out on the obvious. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Situations leading to grave judgemental errors.

(usage) “I feel bucknored by my boss !” or “The
wrong employee gets the boot – because of a wrong input of Employee Code in ERP
– You have been bucknored !” or “Life often throws a series of bucknors at you.
It’s upto you to duck the bucknors”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After watching the
test match, someone has written some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to
give the other teams a perfect clarification

 
(1)  
 
Ricky
Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY
SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED
) should be considered
as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the
new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision
is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of
RICKY PONTING even if he is not on
the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the
importance of the FOURTH
UMPIRE
.

 
(2)  
 
While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball
flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN
FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance)
, the batsman is to be considered
OUT irrelevant of whether the
catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification
should be seeked from the FOURTH
UMPIRE
. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with
SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the
teams.

 
(3)  
 
While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the
ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only
(even if the catch goes to the FIFTH
SLIP
as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return
to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER
WITH INTEGRITY
, this can be higher.

 
(4)  
 
UMPIRES should consider a
huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player
scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge
bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.


 
(5)  
 
All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep
commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they
will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any
other language are to be considered as RAC
ISM only.

 
(6)  
 
MATCH
REFREE
decisions will be
taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN
TEAM
advice only. Player views from the other teams decisions will
not be considered for hearing. MATCH
REFREES
are to be given huge bonus if this rule is
implemented.

 
(7)  
 
NO
VISITING TEAM
should plan to win in
AUSTRALIA.
This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

 

(8)  
 
THE
MOST IMPORTANT RULE
: If any bowler gets
RICKY PONTING – “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER
WITH INTEGRITY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET”
more than twice in a series,
he will be banned for the REST OF THE
SERIES
. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be
played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

 
These rules will
clarify better to the all the teams VISITING
AUSTRALIA
.

 

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Posted on January 8, 2008, in jokes, sports. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Australians are crooks. It’s a clear cut history. Do we Indians expect honesty, INTEGRITY and discipline from crooks and criminals?

  2. Ponting’s Father : Punter Punter
    Ponting : Yes Papa
    Ponting’s Father : Eating Sugar?
    Ponting : No Papa
    Ponting’s Father : Telling Lies?
    Ponting : If you doubt my integrity, then you shouldn’t be standing here.

  3. Cranky cuz you lost?

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